Thanks to my friend Judy who sent me these.
Another Saturday night at home and I just realized, even the trash goes out more than I do.
Is it too early to put up the Christmas tree yet? I’ve run out of things to do.
Did a BIG load of pajamas so I’d have enough clean clothes for work this week.
Remember when you were little and your underwear had days of the week on them? Those would be really helpful now.
It may take a village to raise a child, but I swear it’s going to take a whole vineyard to homeschool one.
Whoever decided a liquor store is more essential than a hair salon is either bald or an alcoholic.
Remember all those times you wished the weekend could last forever? Happy now?